I don’t know what you talk about in bed with your spouse, but this was part of our conversation last night:
Me: (something about the Hamburgler, can’t remember exactly what)
Spouse: You know, you don’t really see him in commercials much these days.
Me: Yeah, I think he moved on to feature films. Or perhaps daytime soaps.
(Nurse):But Doctor! The patient! We’re losing him!
(Doctor):burgle, burgle, burgle
The sad thing, of course, was that we both said that last line together.
