Sometimes when I’m diapering my son I wish I paid more attention in junior high gym class. I probably should have taken notes during the part of the year when they forced us to learn wrestling (or in my case, how to be wrestled).
P.S. In case you are curious, the last time I really enjoyed gym class was when we got to play with a parachute back in elementary school. Pity that.
P.P.S. The title of the post is a funny. No DSS calls, please.